- Anti Joke

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.