- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin's hair

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

A women's opinion.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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