- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the dog eat poop?

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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