- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Badgers are cool

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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