What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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