ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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ass.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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