What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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