donald................duck for president

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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U mad?

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Deadly cancer.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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