Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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