Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Scott Gomez

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Ju... Just why?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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tims sty:)

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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