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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?