What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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