- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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