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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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