- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What's 9+10? 19

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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