Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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24!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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