How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

my whole life!

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Women.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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