I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

I just can't stand sitting down!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Rick Santorum 2012

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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