- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Tell you something funny.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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