- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

one day i went to bed

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

do you want to hear a joke?

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A Frenchman stays and fights

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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