How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

No.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

ginger

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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