- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

I just can't stand sitting down!

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

your moms my other ride

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

So. The gays. ...

Knock Knock Not Yet

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

this is not an anti joke

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

you just contradicted yourself.

YOU

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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