What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Breast cancer.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A mans opinion.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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