- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

yo mama's so fat!!!

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??