What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A mans opinion.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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