- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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