A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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