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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

religion.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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