- Anti Joke

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD