how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Women's sports.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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The Barackness Monster

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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