- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

The Holocaust.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

knock knock Come in!!!

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Win and Beau have no friends

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