- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Badgers are cool

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

acualy is dolan

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Penis

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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