- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Prostitution is bad.......

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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