roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

WNBA

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

Chicken

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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