Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Dogs in my home.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Homosexuals are gay.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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