What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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