I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

thumb_up thumb_down -23

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

rebecca is a hard worker

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Wheelchair high jump

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops