- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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