Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Women's sports.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

josh roberts got the d in geog

The Barackness Monster

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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