Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Hey Shea

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's up brah brah

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

A homosexual walks into a church

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Hearpin my durp

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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