What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Roey Jegen

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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