- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

one day i went to bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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