Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Hello Braydon

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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2 Penises

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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