A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

A: B: No pun intended.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What time is it? 20:45.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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