- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

I never asked for this.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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