- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

So. The gays. ...

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Knock Knock Not Yet

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

you just contradicted yourself.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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