Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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