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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

meh

Your sex life.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Yo momma so fat, she died.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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