Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Compton

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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