- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

No, Trinidad.

Guess what? Holocaust

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

I never asked for this.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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