- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

your moms my other ride

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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