- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

My pet rock died.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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