- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

stuarts mum

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

boobs.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why did I get raped

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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