What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

knock knock Come in!!!

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

im watching you..

Win and Beau have no friends

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

my whole life!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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