whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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