- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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