- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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