What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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learn the ropes?

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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i'm funny

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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