- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

ME NAME IS JEFF

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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