3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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She said no

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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