- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

You know what sucks? Yes.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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