What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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oooh look a banshee

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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balls

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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