- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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