What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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your moms my other ride

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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