There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Soccer...

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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