I went river dancing once. I fell in

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

oooh look a banshee

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

balls

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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