- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

How did the girl die? 25.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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