- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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