Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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