What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Worst joke ever

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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