How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Jew! Bless you.

No.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

AIDS

Butt Sex.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

child labor

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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