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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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